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Its that time of year again when you have to clean out the stables but the pwoducer is so slow! ...

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Brilliant x

Brilliant, good one Pwoducer. Great bit of silliness to start the day right. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿคฃ

Oh my goodness, I wonder what the pay back will be for the Pwoducer?.

Well done Pwoducer.. he deserved that!! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿคฃ

Well done pwoducer he’s had that coming to him for some time ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

You can't beat a pwofressional pwessure washer...job well done and fun ๐Ÿ™‚

Funny but will say. That was set on low thank goodness. Be damn careful because there pretty powerful and seriously hurt. I know!

You should hire yourselves out to go and pwoffessionally clean peoples stables out! People would pay good money for that ๐Ÿ˜‚xx

No pwessure for next weeks offering then!


Lyndsey Galley so this was your inspiration this morning ๐Ÿคฃ

Sophie Bees wocket woy got pwessure washed

Martin Stephens xxxx

Should've been on a bit higher! ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Please pull those jogging bottoms down a bit you look like simon Cowell. X

Looking at you in them joggers I'd have done the same๐Ÿ˜‚

Love the way he stomps off ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚

Setting should have been abit higher ๐Ÿ˜‚ Wockets not happy ๐Ÿคฃ

I was waiting. Not disappointed๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Zana he always reminds me so much of your da ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Zoe Lancaster we're all done today! ๐Ÿคฃ

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ You guys never fail to ignite laughter and bwing a smile ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป Sowwy Wocket, but I would have done the same...and pwobably for longer ๐Ÿ˜ The pwoducer was too nice ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‚

Pwoducer got his owne back on Woy ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Ha ha the start of a good weekend!!!

Those trackies๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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I'm wepresenting all the men on what its weally like to go through labour pains, I weckon its easy!

WARNING! May contain stwong language!

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Absolutely brilliant I think the producer may have enjoyed it a little too much ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Oh my goodness, my face hurts where I've been laughing so much. Welcome to our world guys! Absolutely hilarious!!!

This is the best one yet! My porridge has gone cold I’m laughing so much!

Loved this. But labour was a bit quick though !

Made my day! So funny and currently trying to type through laughter tears. The pwoducer can’t breathe for laughing, hilarious! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Omg fantastic & I bet a few of us me included have made sure horses stables are done before going in to hospital ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

So brilliant . You guys are so funny. ๐Ÿ˜‚ On the other side of the scene. Thanks for enlightening some males to the fun we go through. Remember a good friend .she rang me to say her labour must mean baby was on way. I said sorry. One task you are going to start & finish. Your still talking. So you are a way to go ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‰

I’m sharing this among my midwife friends. Might need to show it to expectations daddies ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

My husband slept through my labour, can I borrow this to get my own back on him?

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ love it! Quickest labour yet!!! I think the producer was enjoying that a little too much ! Now try it for at least 24 hours to really get what we really go through

Oh my I am 36 weeks pregnant nearly gave birth laughing so much to this ๐Ÿ˜‚ I will have to try and remember this when I’m in Labour

Had to watch this again this morning. Brilliant. Any issues with boobs this morning Wocket Woy? Can’t wait for day 3 baby blues.

I haven’t laughed as much in ages ....I’m crying and then there is riding after having the babies and a ‘ downstairs extension ‘ ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Absolutely brilliant, crying laughing, think you should have made him keep riding whilst it happened though!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Bloody brilliant. Pleased you decided not to ride the racers while filming this one ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Omg I've never laughed so much, all this time watching your videos every week, this is the first time I've every heard you swear, hilarious ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Loved how you done this on the quieter cobs and not the throughbreds through middle of fields lol x

For anyone who thinks they would like to let their partners experience this, you are looking to buy a TENS machine. Easy to find on Amazon ๐Ÿ˜Š

Just the best!!! Too funny. The Pwoducer was too easy on Woy though - whose labour is ever over in 5 minutes??? Thanks for the stitch I’ve now got from laughing so much guys ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Woy struggling to get his words out is absolutely hilarious ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ well done Pwoducer for getting your 'own back'. Best laugh I've had in a long time ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Should have had snippets of 24 hours use at least to create a realistic film! ๐Ÿคญ

Cant wait to see the "crowning" episode. The mind boggles in how the Pwoducer will replicate that ๐Ÿ˜ฎ #burnbabyburn

You went to easy on him!! I don’t think you whacked that right up to a full simulation birth guys x

So funny but got the morning sickness constant indigestion someone kicking u in the ribs even before that then induced and 24 hrs of it an emergency c section then the anemia after.lol.u had it easy wocket. U guys are fab though.xx

This was so funny my fav one was when Matty was nude when they was in the garden last summer

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Donโ€™t forget to tune in to our YouTube channel @6am or Facebook @8am tomorrow to see what we got up to this week! Pwoducer is finding it way too funny!! #labourpainsimulator ...

Donโ€™t forget to tune in to our YouTube channel @6am or Facebook @8am tomorrow to see what we got up to this week! Pwoducer is finding it way too funny!! #labourpainsimulatorImage attachmentImage attachment

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I used to work with the Pwoducer’s Dad. Same sense of humour. Love watching you two brings back such happy memories.

I love how this will be the video on my boy's 4th birthday. I really don't need any reminders!!!

You guys are soooo funny !!Thankyou

Love the videos

Best one for ages ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Don't need reminding for the best start of the weekend! ๐Ÿ˜‚

You’re amazing, I laugh so much my sides hurt ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Tracy Rose

Love it


Best one yet ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

You two are mad.... love it ๐Ÿ˜Š x

Just did. You guys are cwackers!!!! Lol

Emma Woodward

Can't wait..... It's nearly as bad as busted ribs... But was in France with an epidural, haha Love from France You remind my of all the crazy sh%t I got up to.... Keep at it!!

Come on, you said whilst riding. Just being sat on the horse doesn’t count. Go back and do it again, I want you to feel those labour pains whilst cantering ๐Ÿ˜„

ONG I can’t wait ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Can not wait ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜€

Decent run & gun setup ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿคฃ

Tens machine? Lol

Susan Bentley definitely have to watch this one

You’wre a paiwr of wrascals

Myscha Dene this has got to be seen !!!! ๐Ÿคฃ

Rachael Bishop one for you ๐Ÿ˜‚

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It's the weekend so you must get your mode of twansport washed @ Wild park carwash ...

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Hilarious ๐Ÿคฃ I love the footwear you’ve chosen for your “cruise”!!!

I love this horse ..

That is absolutely brilliant, love the air freshener on her ear!! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

That cobs a saint ๐Ÿ˜

Guys keep it up you’re the funniest thing on Facebook ๐Ÿ˜€ and everyone knows how much you really do love your horses ๐ŸŽ brilliant

Bwilliant my fav part of the weekend watchin u too on a sat morning brightens the day up x x keep em comin boys ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ

Best in a while. Excellent!

Louise Booth these are the guys I was telling you about the other day, the flossing on the horse ๐Ÿ˜‚

Love it, WW and Pwoducer xx

Fabulous think I’m going to open a horsey car wash at Red Hall Farm for the riders that Cwuise through ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿดโค๏ธ

Love this so much, made my morning x

You two and that saint of a cob make my weekend Xx

Loving it! My horse needs a desperate horse wash ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Loving the sliders ๐Ÿคฃ

Just got to love you boys. That alot of horse power there. Enjoy.

Just loving the hoss... ๐Ÿ˜‚ Puts up with so much, great airfreshner at the end xx

Love this pair such a well behaved horse x

Your horses are such good sports!

Made my day that as ๐Ÿ˜‚

This cracks me up that horse is amazing xx so funny, I love it x

Omg 5am just woke to this on my phone........i am chuckling love it xxxx

That's one way to get the job done lol. Love you guys, you always start my Saturday morning off with a laugh

Bwilliant as always. You make my day. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿฅฐ

This horse is so good!

Loving the ‘BHS safety sliders’ on your feet!!! ๐Ÿคฃ

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Just bumped into The Pwoducer down the village Snack bar, he's so gwouchy!

Thank you to The Snack bar on the Kingston roundabout Nr Lewes for letting us film without warning!


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When my sister and I were kids (10 and 13), we rode our ponies to the nearest (45 mins away) Chinese and got sausage and chips ๐Ÿ˜„ many a strange look of two children sat on Thelwell pony types scoffing their faces! Good times! ๐Ÿด ๐ŸŸ

Really wish you did a TV show. Would be the best one ever.

I used to ride to the local country pub, tie the horse up and have a half larger ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ

Brilliant x

When I was a kid we used to hack to wisley common & there was a burger van next to the A3, we would get food then swim in the lake. Used to give my pony a cheese burger .... she would eat the bun, burger, lettuce & cheese but always spit out the tomato ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ miss those years! ( she lived to 27 & died of cancer so the odd burger didn’t hurt her!) ๐Ÿ”

Fran Wilson

Chloe Fry Jessica Fry

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Those ladies probably neede to recover all day ๐Ÿ˜‚. My daughter went to get a hamburger at McDonalds with her horse through the drive through. Pretty usual ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿด

Typical, pwoducer had to pay. I see the horse got no breakfast either. ๐Ÿด๐Ÿด๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Mandy Dickinson

Them poor ladies ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ they didn’t know what they were letting themselves infor ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ so funny love you guys ๐Ÿ’•

We went the the chippy in Friockheim on horse back, no strange looks but cold chips as we galloped most of the way home. Amanda Sim

So do I!

Just knew that a certain person had forgotten his wallet๐Ÿ˜‚

I know that snack bar!! ๐Ÿ˜†

Love the empty food containers lol

Myscha Dene love it ๐Ÿคฃ brightened up my morning already !!

We need more Ride-Thrus

Lydia Harrison Ali Byrne

Just a snack then ๐Ÿคฃ

Didn't forget your wallet at the garage the other day Mattie?#Loaded#Rothchilds

Simon Piggin

Clare Ness Lily Ness

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