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It all started with two professional jump jockeys riding out on wet and cold mornings on the South Downs, 
messing about in front of the video camera, Wocket Woy & The Pwoducer, the internet sensation, was born.

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It’s what you all wanted.......How to clean a sheath tutowial. ❗️pawental guidance❗️


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Brilliant so funny 😂😂😂Love you guys

Brilliant love your escapades keep em coming x

Fantastic they do make me laugh 😂😂

You are soooo funny love watching you two 🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 now I know what to do when I clean my ponies sheath , so long as I remember the balls tip it looks easy ! Xx

Brilliant xx

Glad I've got a mare LOL

I have a 29 year old gelding and would dare you to try!

Absolutely brilliant 😂😂😂

Thank God for that! 🤣😂

Love it a weena and stringy cheese

That was a wubbish tutorwial. Lol but blooming funny

So funny 😂😂😂😂😂

Ah, love how you dodged that one!

Don't forget about cleaning your mares udders as well. Another tutorial needed😁

My boy has to have his done every week. ( over production of smegma). You will be in my mind every time. We don't allow balls on the yard lol

Can you do one on “teasing”,and the role of the teaser...😂

Can you do a tutorwial on how to miss a sitter from 2 yards out at the back post please Woy...I owe you a cider Mattie 👍⚽️

Arrgghh Carrie Sanderson be a queue to clean the producers sheath 🙌🙌🤣🤞 xx

Omg you guys really do make my day. I've not laughed so much. I must remember not to watch while eating 😂😂😂😂

Best sheath cleaning tutorial I've ever seen LEAVE IT ALONE!

So glad my boy happily stands with it all hanging out -

Luv you guys ❤ p.s. that's why I've got a mare 🐎 no balls to trip over 😚x

So glad I now have a mare

Chicken, try it with a stallion.

It's not all fun and games, sometimes we have to work!


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Fab memories of riding those areas. Love it, thank you. (Used to live in Lewes) miss the South Downs.

Where do you ride it looks amazing?

Beautiful riding country.... loving the ginger ❤️️

Love seeing you all especially the horses

My weekend starts now! Thanks for the laughs every weekend x

Lovely to see the rolling south downs, miss them 🙁

Wocket at his best widing his horse haha xx

Love watching these 2 pumpkins first thing on a Saturday to start a day off with a smile 😊.. cheers guys ...

I REALLY wanna go with you guys 🤘🏻

Haha fun fun

Did the girls win there Wocket Woy😭

Hey there the Canadian wants to come ride with you guys! Might even give you a challenge!

You call that work?! We mere mortals can only dream.....!

Love the producer xxx

Oh Pwoducer, just as well you are so handsome,but don't tell anyone you are my favourite. X

Why is the black horse wonky, it’s head is really tipped?

I so want to come and ride with you guys !!! You need to have a competition

Pwoducer where is your bridle from please! It’s lovely

Claire Alexander

Don't suppose you can explain how your horse was suddenly, and briefly, wearing a blue bridle? 😉

Christine Richardson

great to see you riding again , x

I think the pwoducer is the real pwo! He's always riding one handed and filming! 😁

Tänk om vi hade sånna här landskap 😅 Ebba Hofling Camilla Strandäng

Love it

#tbt to 2017 when we gave some pwofessional advice to the jockeys ahead of the gwand national.

Wocket Woy & The Pwoducer
It's the Gwand National & the Jockeys couldn't be more gwateful for all the help!

Don't miss the Full video here.... youtu.be/ErrTWjIq2BY

Who do you think will win????

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Cameron Venn

A jockey on horse!

Lake view lad.

Rock the Kasbah

Graham Hendry Billy Mackay

Rock The Kasbah

The bloke with the Pritt stick

Would love to see Lizzy Kelly win on Tea for Two! Good luck, stay safe! 🤞🏼🏇🏻🍀 x

one for arthur in 2017

A horse and jockey !!

Who did win?

Alweady a winner --- and it's you twoo !

Rock the Kasbah


How about BAN IT

Jonny Salt

Anibale fly!

Bless the wings!!

Grace Kelly

Terry Roles

Tiger roll 🐴

Cocktails at Dawn 😜🏇

Tiger roll

Tiger roll

Tiger roll

Wocket's Tutowial- How to take a tempewature.
What tutowials you would like us to do next?


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How to get keep friends on a livery yard.ps loving the videos

Sheath cleaning tutorials please 😂😂

How to tack up a horse tutorial for racing and in general please. Love this video I did

Always hold it lol the thermometer I mean lol x

Definitely sheath cleaning 💪🏻

🤣🤣🤣 had a few of those sucker days.... 🐎

How about pwegnancy testing, love the idea of the tutorial. 😂😂

As alway the ultimate pwofessional 😂😂❤️❤️

I’d love to see you guys willy washing 😂😂

Removing the bean 😂

Glad I am not your horse. Lol

Can we please have a tutorial on willy washing. I weally swuggle doing it. 😀

Collecting sperm for artificial insemination 😱

Remind me not to have wicket Woy to do my horses temperature 😁😁😁

Sheath cleaning tutowial !

How to ask a racer to walk home returning from a hack. I think it’s a myth. Mine hacks out fine, turns into Shergar in way home 😖😖😖😖😡

Tracey Birnie as if I forgot to watch this this morning 🙈😂😂😂 xxx

As a pwofessional, please don't let go of the thermometer next time. Then you don't have to do internals aswell🙄


A visit to the dentist.

Teeth cleaning

Suggestion how to clean horses sheath

Willy washing lol

😁 teeth cleaning please 🙂

a stable bandaging tutorial is always fun

When the stupid Pwoducer forgets to turn on the fence!
Comment if you can welate to having to we-do your electwic fencing & getting gwouchy!


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😂😂got to love electric fencing!

Best thing to do when you’re gwouchy is go for a wide, oh sorry you’ve got to go catch the horses fiwst lol

Lol definitely not fencing pwofessionals. Lol

Been there to many times, oh the joy of horses 😂😂

Got zapped a beauty from our mains electric fencing while bringing my riding horse in yesterday. Was not nice for either of us.

Haha just today friend looking after my ponies and ooops someone decided to be the wrong side of the electric fence 🤔🤔

Makes me oh so vewy gwouchy (not to mention late for work) when my horses twavel thwough the electwic fence because the gwass is gweener on the other side 🤬

Ah, the joys of untangling electric fence tape 🤣

I look forward to every Saturday morning to see what you post next!! 😁

He Just makes me belly laugh 😂😂😂x

😂 flashbacks when every morning the horses had went through the fence 🙈

Got to love electric fencing 😀😀

Good thing it wasn't mains electric! 😂😂

haha we`ve all been there😄

You’ll have to change your name to Sizzle Tits 😂

Naughty producer so funny x

😂 mine just runs through it even if it’s on

They must be VERY small ponies of those poles are anything to go by. I've got my fencing to sort today. Reminds me. Farrier turned up last week. I snuggled between top and bottom lines. He said. Is the fencing on. I said yes. Then he grabbed it. Expletives erupted. I said I told you it was on. To this day no idea why he did that.

Story of my life 😩 I spend more time putting back up electric fencing than any other job!! Good job I love the little buggers!! ❤❤ to make thing worse I'm usually doing it in the dark 😳🙄😂 xxx

Alessandra Doyle now who does this remind you of?? At least I’m not the only one that gets grouchy with electric fence! 😂

Hi wocket woy any chance you could an article on road safety with horses and maybe teach motorists how to approach a horse out on the roads please

Lol Emelye Snowdon this is like us and our frequent electric fence moving! Always without fail manage to get in a tangle! 🤣😂🤣

Could be worse - our dog once took an opportunity for a pee against the fence. Zap went right up the stream of liquid. Never seen a dog run so fast!

Electric fencing, the starter of many arguments 😂

Oh god yes, got some stories like this

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