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Fantastic πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. Loved the cat at the end πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Love your wellies πŸ’— And the cat πŸ˜„

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚God im smiling at this, what is it about getting caught short that we find so funny?! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚love the cat chuck at the end!!!

Best yet, tears of laughter πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

Ahh yer bwilliant, thanks for the laugh guys! Have a great weekend, love from IrelandπŸ˜‰πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ’—πŸ€πŸŽπŸ΄

1am in the morning and I burst out laughing waking the old man. 😭😭😭

Brilliant - πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Not laughed so much in my life absolute quality πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Brilliant so funny x

I'm sat here with a broken arm and ribs trying not to laugh 🀣🀣🀣 you 2 really do brighten my weekends.....brilliant!! 🀣🀣🀣

One of your best xx

What is it about toilet humour that makes us laugh so much. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚I love it. If I feel brave enough later, I'll share a joke on here about 2 drunk women getting caught short. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

You guys are fab. So funny. Its good to laugh. xx

Brilliantly funny! Best way to start the day with a laugh. That cat too. πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ€£πŸ’©πŸ˜ΊπŸŽπŸ˜‚

You guys crack me up you just keep getting better and better. Hope you get better soon Wocket Woy....there's no fun pooing in the woods without paper 🀣🀣🀣

Epic 🀣🀣🀣. Always remember to take off your hi viz when you go in the bushes, it’s a dead giveaway 🀣🀣

Husband did this other day after eating diabetic sweets πŸ€­πŸ˜‚

My friend got caught short and she was quite away across a few fields, well put it this way her horse came back on it’s own🀣🀣

I had that problem last weekend Lucky made it back to stable so funny maybe not for you

Sooo funny! Making a note not to hack that way for a few days! 😱😱😱🀣🀣🀣

Yes,been there,I was out riding miles from home and busting for a pee,I found a suitable place to get off,in a corn field,pulled the rein over her head and squatted for my pee half way through she picked her head up and ears pricked forward,I pulled my knickers up sharpish,only to see absolutely nobody there,I had to ride home the next 2 hours home with wet undies 😬

Want to laugh so bad but had heart surgery nearly 3 weeks ago and it hurts to laugh. So funny though

Lol, so funny, iv got caught for a pee loads of times out on my old mare, if I was with someone it was OK but trying to hold a horse and pee isn't easy, then getting back on, iv been left over the downs a couple of times and had to walk back to explain I didn't fall off, I needed a pee, so I think its happened to most of us at some point or other, lol, remember to reheat your food properly next time, lol, that poor cat too. Lol. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Nicola Hawker Dawn Hawker. This is so funny.

That was so funny the best one yet xxlol


The Pwoducer thinks he can beat the Giant Jenga Champion!


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You make me laugh so much and your horses are so well behaved love it

Oh my you little imp ,but love the jumper xx

Loving the jumper!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Bwilliant, love my Saturday mornings

So clever - so funny - thank you for bwightening up our lives. πŸ˜ƒ

This filled me with dread watching! I pulled a shaving from a stack and ended up with severe injuries! In hospital for 12 days and still suffering 18months later

I love your jumper

Lol brilliant. Top marks to the Cwacking howse who stood so well frough mall your anywacs awesome . Wuv you guys xx

Nice knitting Wocket, you‘re an Allrounder πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Loving the jumper, where do i get one like that???☺

You guys crack me up. Thats put a much needed smile on my face this morning. 😁😁

Glad to see you used decent shavings!

Wish I'd thought of this when I worked with the ggs!!!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Poor pwoducer you've been twicked! If you can getaway with wearing a jumper like that, I suppose you can get away with anything 🀷🏼‍β™€οΈπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

You two are hilarious. Do some stupid things but we love Saturday morning to come round to see what pranks you have been up too. Take care. Xxxx

You little cheater, but love your jumper, lol. Have a good weekend guys. Xxx

Love the jumper. You is vewy naughty wocket woy

When the pwoducer pulled that last one out I was waiting for the rocky theme tune to start for some reason! πŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚

Sorry wocket Roy and pwoducer you were both out done by the thwourbred. So well behaved 😍

Love this!!!

Brilliant, bit mean on the Pwoducer....🀣🀣🀣

This cheered me up this morning.

# I can see a wainbow, a wainbow...

How on earth did you manage to stack them. So funny.

The Pwoducer is late because he's been out on the wazz so I'm going to teach him a lesson!


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Oh Mattie, you two are brilliant. Have a great weekend xx

Love you two wascals, your horse is so patient with you Woy. Football on the horse you have invented a new sport.xxx

You are my theapy. Crack me up every time .you should be running the Country. Love you xxx

Helen Silvester Burnop

You guys crack me up evertime thankyou x

Pwoducer looks like he was in bed earlier than you .... mind you it takes time to dig yourself a pit ....

Francesca NewmanπŸ˜‚

Isn't he blessed πŸ™ƒπŸ˜πŸ˜

Lisha Annie

Abbi Spence

Your next masterclass should be learning how to build a muck heap properly!

Better luck next time Matty 🀣

You two should be on the telly😁

Did Tewwy the twaveller help dig that hole? πŸ€”

Daniel Hopson

Peter Gullis

Nicola Hawker Dawn Hawker.

Darren Bown


hehe im going try that on my daughter who always leaves me to do the horses!!lol x

Wazz, Sheffield for p*ss... Lolol, love from Yorkshire ❀

Cwafty boy, pwoducer isn't silly.

Karma you monkey

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Brilliant & Happy Birthday Mattie (Wocket Woy) enjoy your weekend πŸ₯³

This is brilliant, what a fantastic idea! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ you do make me laugh πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ x great little pony x

Brilliant! A trend in the making. Great little pony. Fab start to the day. πŸ‘ŸπŸ‘žπŸ‘’πŸ‘Ÿ

Out done any competition Wocket ,shoes are fabulous. So fashionable no one can touch you. Never seen such a fashionable pony. .Pwoducer I think Woy will be getting masses of bookings. Love, love ,love my Saturday's with you.xxxxxxxxxx.oooooooooo

Never fails to make me smile on a Saturday morning, priceless....πŸ₯ΎπŸ‘ŸπŸ‘žπŸ‘ πŸ‘ πŸ€£πŸ€£

Brilliant. Love you guys your so funny πŸ˜ƒ. xx

You guys are priceless!!!❀️

Haha brilliant very patient pony x

Made me burst out laughing when the pony came out of the stable! Going to need a ‘Tena Lady’ on Saturday mornings.πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Just bloody wonderful. What a way to start the weekend! x

As a retired farrier of 30 plus years, I think that's a marvellous idea, I wish I thought of it.

God bless you both!! Batch you're insane!

Can you book me in for a set with studs please while your prices are cheap? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I need to book you in for sometime next week. Awesome idea lol x

you are a bit of a late starter woy, my grandfather was born in 1901, and was apprentticed to the village blacksmith at the age of 10, he worked in the forge til he was 88 years old, as well as shoeing he mended farm vehicles etc, most of the horses he shod were working farm horses , which incidently stood very still for shoeing , sometimes in a queue, why ?? he said they were glad of the rest, he was a winner at the Lincolnshire shoe, was featured on the TV, and was a master farrier. I was very lucky to be brought up from very young around the blacksmiths shop , among the horses, no Health and Safety and I survived it all lol ps would love to see you riding again woy . take care x

One for the classic album! Love the pick up conversion ! Only a farrier could afford that!!🀣❀️

This is one of the best so far. Jimmy Choo's for the GeeGees.. BwilliantπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I do so love Wocket Woy.

Where is the pwoper fawier, tied up in the stable! 🀣 when you have perfwected it give me a shout..... second thoughts, don't!

Will send you my hubbys tuff boots πŸ˜‚

The funniest clip you’ve made , keep up the good work πŸ˜ŠπŸ‘πŸΌ

Well I know what to do if i need a new hoof boot now use an old shoe whilst I'm waitingπŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Barmey boys love it.xxx πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

“I can’t work out if he’s working or going out” love itπŸ˜‚

Absolutely hilarious made me cry with laughter.

Meet Woseanne my beautiful horse I bought off Tewwy the twaveler to win all the showing classes!


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My spottie boy with his eyes, who was a successful show boy, Woseanne is lovely & has beautiful eyes πŸ‘πŸ‘ ❀❀

As pretty as a rose, she looks a lovely horse really. πŸŒΉπŸ˜‚πŸ΄

They’re called Egg Eyes πŸ‘€ and my boy has them and I think he’s beautiful too πŸ˜ƒ

Woseanne is beautiful, good luck 🀞

She’s beautiful. All horses are beautiful. 😁

She is beautiful xxxxx

Bless her ... stop it she’s gorgeous 😞x

Aw bless, shes still beautiful even with her striking features πŸ¦„

Ah she’s absolutely beautiful!!! I love wall eyes!! She has character ❀️❀️❀️

Lovely horse . Love you guys you crack me up . Tewwy the twavwler best mane yet lol πŸ˜‚ xx

Lovely googley eyes. My section D has them. I’m assured they go hand in hand with her rather erratic nature. I thinks she’s like me, a little misunderstood Welsh daffodil among level headed English Roses

Wot a weely lovely horse. My dilute has the LP gene and white part of her eye more prominent on one eye than the other but she has amber coloured eyes. Woseanne's eyes give her weal charwacter. Away with the negativity! Tewwy cut you a sweet deal on a sweet horse xx

Don’t be mean. She’s lovely πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’–

she is gorgeous, you can leave her in my paddock.

beautiful girl not wall eyes they are blue

I think she’s beautiful

I think she’s beautiful

So funny! Love how People get offended strait away. Its just for fun lighten up!! The name is fab too Woseanne πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ πŸ€£πŸ‘

You can see white in my ID eyes but I think he’s beautiful

I would think Tewwy will be at Appleby Fair😁. I like Woseanne and you and the pwoducer will give her a nice home x

Not wall eyes guys! Lack of pigment is wall eyed. Woseanne is lovely, Tewwy didn't know what he had lol!

So funny she is beautiful

Ha ha she’s beautiful, however think her name should be eyeleen πŸ˜„

Handsome is as handsome does πŸ˜‹

Thought wall eyes were blue? She’s lovely though xx

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