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It all started with two professional jump jockeys riding out on wet and cold mornings on the South Downs,Β 
messing about in front of the video camera, Wocket Woy & The Pwoducer, the internet sensation, was born.

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It’s too wet to woll the paddocks with the twactor, so i have to do it the old fashion way!

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Subscwibe to YouTube to see how we washed the dirt off! https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCcCTBpLTnNwkdgft693IElg

You could have borrowed my horse, he'd flatten it for ya.

Angela Sophie which paddock needs doing first? I’m free next weekend if you need an extra roller πŸ˜‚

Hes not weally well is he πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Genius, I'll get my kids onto it this morning , lol, sort out all our gateways perfectly 🀣🀣🀣

Hes as mad as anything but lv wake in up to him on a sat morning with his antics x x πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

He is nuts but you have to love him ! πŸ˜‚

...back to my woots...πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.. you must be the winner of the Annual Balsdean Forward Woll Wace.....for thwee years wunning no doubt!! πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†......Hilarious as always! X thank you for making us laugh X πŸ‘Š

I can’t show these to my daughter any more cos this is the kind of thing she would actually do πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

There's a moment before U start rolling where you crack a smile and I just knew what you were going to do.... 😱

"Back to my woots." Hearing that I immediately thought of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2c-X8HiBng

Hope he pooh picked first πŸ˜‚

CrazyπŸ˜‚ and who is doing the laundry?

Haven't laughed so much for ages!!!

Nutty as a fwuit cake πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Saturday's wouldn't be the same without you x

Mattie, you just confirmed what i always thought - you're mad but lovable! XπŸ˜„

Could be a new challenge? πŸ˜‚

We had paddock rolling do too

Think you may have had one to many tumbles wocket woy πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜Š

I think I’ll invite him to woll Mine too

Mad as a box of frogs, but makes me chuckle🀣🀣

Mattie, you’re completely barking lol

Oh you are so crazy but please don’t ever stop or change πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ WockeyWoy the woller 🀣🀣

Absolutely nuts. Love the idea though. 🀣

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Boycie fwom Only Fools and Horses is wubbish! There is only one weal pwofessional!! ... See MoreSee Less


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Josh Evans Robert Quinn

Has the pwoducer dyed his hair? πŸ€”

Lizzie Parsons

Anthony Blair xx

Natalie Wilson 🀣🀣🀣

Brilliant πŸ‘Œ


OMG love Boycey 🀩

Sandra Sutton

Oh wow!

Brilliant Boysey xx

Shaun Parish

🀣🀣good one Marc!!


Wuv it

Fighting talk from Bocey !! 🀣🀣

Bradley Grocott

Love it .😝


"Marlene...get that dog out my fish pond"

Aw Boycie!!!!! πŸ™Œ

Just bwilliant πŸ˜³πŸ˜‚

You guys are really good, I enjoy all your posts.

Love it πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Bwilliant! πŸ‘πŸΌ

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Or “The importance of using hairnets” πŸ˜‚

So this is what you fancy Paul Vickers with your new pony

Possibly the scariest pair of queens ever πŸ˜‚ would love to see you both out with the field dressed like that....

My kind of hunting ! No fences and a lovely flat out gallop wearing a pretty frock! For a moment I really thought you would join a proper hunt which would have been mind-blowingly hysterical!

Methinks the Pwoducer enjoyed dressing up a little too much lolπŸ˜‚

This should be an actual thing! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

We liked your outfits much better!

That was hysterical, oh guys you are brilliant x

Dwagged through a hedge lol πŸ˜‚ great one guys . Have a Good Weekend xx

You guys make me laugh no matter how I'm feeling! Not sure about the shade of lippy tho!?!!πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

You put a smile on my face every week On you can see things that bit differently to everyone else πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‰πŸ˜πŸ˜Š

Wavishing boys 😁 Have a good weekend

When putting my lippy on this morning, I had the sudden urge to copy you two! ...πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ˜‚ ....xxxx

They both looked very convincing as Dwag Queens πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Pwoducer looks like me with that wig on πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Wu Paul has nothing to wowwy about!

Soooo funny chocked on my coffee lol

Bwilliant as always :-)

The pwink wig on the horse and many a time i couldn't see where i was going with my hair blowing in my face like that lol. Awesome you two x

Looks like me the morning after a night on the drink!!

Just the laugh we all need at early o clock on a cold wet SundayπŸ‘„πŸ‘—πŸ‘ πŸ“ΏπŸŽπŸŽπŸŽ

Oh my days you two are completely bonkers, had my twin boys and myself in stitches πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

The Pwoducer looked lovely!

OMG you pair crack me up. Have a good weekend πŸ‘‹

Absolutely fabby made me smile 😊

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Thwowback thursday!
Who wemembers the classic Wocket Woy's?
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Laura fürs nächste Jahr zum ausreiten verkleiden wir uns auch πŸ€—

My 9 year old daughter is quite the fan....I know she's tuned in because she howls with laughter .... but I keep having to tell her not to try it at home - he's a pwofessional!!!!🀣

You two are bonkers..... xx

All super videos, funnily brilliant! Great to watch back, still fantastic. Nobby & Roy, two excellent horses. πŸ‡πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‡πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌ

Where is Nobby now? πŸ€”πŸ€—

Hilarious xx don't know how the horses put up with it πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Loving a Throwback Thursday on a grey, wet November day 😊

Omg I think I've missed plenty of these! Didn't see "Don't go shopping when you're hungry" in there... with the plastic bags and the can of coke.... funniest thing EVER 🀣🀣 Nobby is a treasure btw

Still think you need a farrier one.

U two r brilliant

absolutely fabulous, every post is hilarious and certainly brightens up the day - brilliant :)

Thank you...Balsdean village is lucky to have you, as are we.....πŸ˜˜πŸ˜‚ ..loving a Thursday special....the weekend is almost here... xxx have a good weekend! xxx

love it !!!!!!!! pwofesionaly mental !!!!!!!

Classic.. i too missed a few but thankfully i get them again every saturday. Set me up just right for the weekend

Awww Woy n Nobby! I miss them! Lol

Your both bwonkers but we love you and you put a laugh in us most weeksπŸ€©πŸ˜πŸ˜€

Absolutely nuts . Luv you guys πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Awwww Nobby ❀️

Love wocket woy he's hilarious x

You 2 are brilliant. Thanks guys

πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’• make my days miss my days in the racing game. 😊

The Pwoducer as Lady Marion is the cutest ever 😍😍

Whatever happened to Wocket Woy?

best thighs on facebook <3

Can’t wait for Saturdays for u guys xxx

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A twibute to Tim Stockdale with some past interviews and our own #jumpforstockdale

⚠️❌warning do not twy this at home ⚠️❌


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#jumpforstockdale My girlfriend Amy Fordham jumping over me!

Wonderful tribute ! But I have to say this !πŸ˜‚β­οΈ When you jumped and said “jump for stockdale “ Is anyone else hearing anything else ?!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I had to go back and listen againπŸ˜‚ Well done boys - another cracking video ❀️

Made me laugh and cry. Lovely tribute to a lovely man.

We used to do this when we were kids. If our parents ever found out we wouldve have tanned arses πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Tim would have loved that! Xx

Becky remember Denne Hill? Me laying under the jump n taking the ur pic lol #jumpforstockdale

You wittle bwuggers. Made me snivel. Fab twibute to Tim.

Loved that. RIP Tim. Great man, very funny interviews you had with him. I bet he thought you two were bonkers πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Lovely funny Twibute guys πŸ‘

That is a barmy thing to do, but very funny

Fab tribute!! Rip mr Tim Stockdale.. missed already πŸ’™πŸ΄

Such a sad loss to the horse community. Rip Tim Stockdale 🐴

Lovely tribute to a legend of the showjumping world! Poor producer! X

What a fabulous tribute! Well done lads! #jumpforstockdale

So lovely to see some interviews with Tim. What a lovely man. πŸ’™

Weally gweat.twibute.boys. .RIP.. Tim Stockdale. Gentleman of the.showjumping world

Wonderful tribute to a wonderful man :) thank you RIP Tim Stockdale

Sad loss, you will be missed Tim Stockdale. X

A great tribute to an amazing man Tim Stockdale who will be sadly missed.

Tim Stockdale "a true gent"

You have done Tim Stockdale proud. What a wonderful chap. πŸ˜“πŸ˜“

Good grief, lucky the Pwoducer didn't get his noggin knocked off! Made me laugh, made me cry and yes, we will definitely miss Tim Stockdale, lovely man.

Tim Stockdale will be sadly missed x

Lovely tribute boys. Amazing man Tim stockdale.

“We are trained professionals & you (points at producer) are a crash test dummy” 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 Fab tribute to Tim Stockdale. Well done guys

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